And you say you work in the service industry?
A: I’ll have a vodka soda.
Server: Ok…uh, what kind of soda? coke…sprite..?
A: No, like soda soda. Club soda? Seltzer?
Server: Ah, ok!
[Server scampers off]
[A receives drink and takes a sip]
A: This isn’t soda.It kind of tastes like tonic, but I’m not sure…
[walks over to bar to talk to 80-year-old bartender]
A: This is just a vodka soda right?
Bartender: Yeah. Does it not taste like it?
A: I think I taste tonic.
Bartender: Nope. No tonic. Just soda. I made it a press. That’s what soda IS.
A: …No. No it’s not.
*facepalm* So that just happened.